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Bits of Me by Meghan Scott7/5/2023 ![]() ![]() Me Me Meghan wanted to play leading lady. She looked well, walked well, dressed well, plotted well - she just didn’t get to be the leading lady. ![]() Fame, money, TV, career, a temporary title, wife of Prince Empty, a baby. ![]() The only throne she can sit on is the one in her own loo. ![]() She came onto this royal set an egotistical ambitious amateur? She could’ve memorized the rules. When you get cast in an acting role, you study it, memorize, practice. She knew enough to get two side hairs to flop down her face, which she kept schlepping back so they didn’t impede the open mouth. She knew enough to get a hairdresser for this sit-down. How you carry your purse, how you handle Her Majesty, how you stand, sit, converse, what are your duties, the no-nos and yes-yeses. Where was Prince Empty? He was so busy? Certainly not sorting out his sock drawer. That’s before you decide you’ll change their rigid ways. You are responsible for its ways and means - hours, duties, wardrobe, attitude, culture. When you sign on to take a job, you are responsible for its ethics and ethos. Me Me Meghan did not need to hit Google - as she claimed - to learn discipline and manners and Palace 101. Even unemployed peasants know that’s a no-no. When he crossed his leg, the skin showed. Now that we’ve established that, and I’m probably next in line for impeachment, I therefore will talk about Oprah Winfrey’s Sunday show.įirst, His ex-Royal Highness Prince Empty wouldn’t know his crest from a hole on the ground. I’m no TV columnist, whose job is to rate any television show. ![]()
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